How far would you go to get an iPhone? Would you start cutting back on your meal costs? Would you go out less frequently to save money on liquor? Would you work a little overtime or pick up a second job? How about a vasectomy? For one Gizmodo reader, the choice was simple.
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Mr. Johnson — yes that’s his real name — was given a yearly budget by his wife, but unfortunately for him, by the time the iPhone came out in June he had already depleted it. Defying wife’s orders, he went out a purchased a 4GB iPhone from an AT&T store. Upon learning what her husband had done, Mrs. Johnson deemed his behavior “absolutely unacceptable” and forced him to return the beloved JesusPhone.
Over the next few days the wife noticed her husband’s depression and sought to make a deal. “How badly do you want the iPhone?” she asked him. “Badly,” Mr. Johnson replied to her. Knowing her husband was at his most vulnerable and conniving to fulfill her hidden agenda, the wife popped the question, “would you be willing to finally make that appointment for a vasectomy?”
Mr. Johnson is loving his 8GB iPhone.
Kudos to Mr. Johnson, as much as I love my iPhone, there’s no way I would ever take it this far. This gives a whole new meaning to “make the switch” to Mac…
One Comment
Thats not all that bad man. Think about it, no need to pull out anymore. No need to have that worry. Now he can use his iPhone to contact mistresses at all times and tell them, guess who has a vasectomy. In fact if I was a pro sports star I would get this done ASAP.