Want To Date Jessica Alba? Here’s What You’ll Need…
Jessica Alba is arguably the most beautiful woman to ever show up on the big screen (I can say this safely because my girlfriend would agree with me). 
Although she currently enjoys a significant other, she is not engaged, and thus still technically on the market by default. But what does it take to date such a bombshell as Miss Alba? For that, let’s go to Jessica herself and see what she says.
Alba has recently spoken publicly about her checklist for eligible bachelors, so without further ado let’s examine the criteria. First, to date Miss Alba she says you need to give her space, make her laugh, and *gulp* be in touch with your feelings — no small task for men reading this worldwide.
“Firstly, anyone in a relationship with me has to learn that I’m just not going to be around all the time … I love funny guys and I like a guy to be romantic and to be in touch with his feelings.”
While this can be a major hurdle for a lot of us men to overcome, once you are able to live up to this standard the rest of the way is smooth sailing, as Jessica’s only other requirement is that you are able to be buddy-buddy with her Dad.
“He’s also got to be able to watch sport and hang out with my dad.”
Now that’s something we are all capable of doing. Then again, if her Dad is like the guy in the T-Mobile myFaves commercial who give continuous dirty looks to the boy about to take his daughter out, things could prove to be interesting.
In reality her demands really are pretty easy to meet, as these are pretty much requirements that any respectable woman would ask of a suitor. The key difference here being that, obviously, it’s Jessica Alba. It might as well be a Victoria’s Secret model, as they are very close to the same thing. So buckle down guys, and try to show that sweet, soft side if you are able to find it. The reward for doing so just might be Jessica Alba.
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Carin
Most guys out there that already meet this criteria
However, they would never have the chance to face a celebrity/ model and a guy should not get hooked on just pretty famous people, but give those girls who have more to offer then just looks. But then again, no one wants to not like what they see when they wake up next to eacch other.
Jun 27th, 2007
Erika Strum
She is gorgeous but I have to say she looks much better as a brunette than as a blonde.
Jun 28th, 2007
Christine
She’s definately hotter than Jessica Biel (for all those jessica biel fans out there)
Jun 28th, 2007
thys
how can i date Jessica alba if i havent met her. First impressions last. I’m from South Africa, Cape Town. Big fan and would realy like to meet her in person. She might be famous but who says that i ‘m going to like her as person
Aug 10th, 2007
Akis Murton
i’d date her, she’s cool
Aug 30th, 2007
Colby Crider
I want to take Jessica Alba out on Date. Because I would make her very Happy. Jessica I am the right guy for you Girl. I think you are so Hot. I want you to be my 1st Girlfriend I Love You so Much Sweet. I am Asking you out to a Movie with me in Rocky Face Dalton GA. I think you are Perfect for me so Cute huh. I am very Nice,Sweet,Kind,Loving,Smart. I am a 18 year old Single boy looking for Love and it is You. I take you to Funny Movies we would laugh alot. I am the Guy Next Door Cool Huh. I am very Romantic Boy. I want to date You So Bad I wood do lot of things for you like bring candy,flowers, cards saying how I love you. hope you get this soon. So you are a Sports Fan too Cool My Fav Sports are Baseball, NASCAR,NFL,NBA,Indy Car Series. My Fav Movies are Comedy,Action, Romantic,Super Hero. you can feel Safe with me I will be their for you. I really love to meet you someday xoxo Colby C.
Sep 10th, 2007
Colby Crider
Hi Jessica Colby Crider here. I would love to Date you someday. I want to meet you I would be so happy. I am so Cool,Sweet,Funny,Smart,Great,Loving,Caring Guy. I would make you so happy. I would love take you to a Movie in Rocky Face Dalton GA. I love to see your Movies. I collected Dvd Movies alot. You seem very sweet funny cool. I am so Perfect for you. I am 18 years old & Single. I love Christmas & My Birthday is on May 24,1989. I love to see Comedy Funny Movies Action too. I care about My Family & People I love too. I am your Number 1 Fan. I love Baseball,Nascar,NFL,NBA,Indy Car Series. so long your great guy cool fun xoxo Colby C.
Nov 10th, 2007
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