Here’s a rather amusing piece written by someone from Scribd called 40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women. In it, author Koenig79 lists just that, 40 things men do during sex and how each one can have a negative effect on a female companion in the bedroom.
For sake the of the sanctity of this blog I’m not going to list them here, however some of my non-NSFW favorites are as follows:
2) Blowing too hard in her ear
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you’re trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
12) Undressing her awkwardly
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid’s toy.
17) Taking your pants off first
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.
27) Taking etiquette advice from porn movies
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.
33) Arranging her in stupid poses
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she’s a Romanian gymnast, don’t get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.
40) Thanking her
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.
These are just a few of the 40 hilarious mistakes that we men make while attempting to show our ultimate appreciation for the women we love. To read the entire list, visit the 40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
socks off!
I like this one…
39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.
#20 is the worst. “What do you mean you’re finished? Oh… yea, that was good.”
Funny that no guys have commented on this one, my guess is some of the male readers have succumb to a few of these in their day.
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